20 Sassy Captions for Your Instagram

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Looking for that perfect sassy caption for Instagram or a great sassy quote to share with friends?  Look no further!  Here's a list of 20 of our favorites:

A blue box contains the quote "I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter"

  • “I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter” – Unknown

 

  • “I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.” - Unknown

 

  • “If things get any worse, I’ll have to ask you to stop helping me.” – Unknown (Love that caption? Find it on a mug here.)

 

  • “Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.” - Unknown

 

A pink box contains the quote "I'm looking forward to looking back on all this"

  • “I’m looking forward to looking back on all this.” – Sandra Knell

 

  • “To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.” – Tina Fey

 

  • “I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?”- Unknown (Love that caption? Find it on a t-shirt here.)

 

  • “When trouble arises & things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution & is willing to take command. Very often that person is crazy.” – Dave Barry

 

  • “Chaos, panic, disorder – my work here is done.” – Unknown

A blue box contains the quote "My knowledge is no match for his ignorance"

  • “My knowledge is no match for his ignorance.” – Unknown

 

  • “Does your train of thought have a caboose?” – Unknown

 

  • “My future is so bright….I need some shades.” – Unknown (Love that caption? Find it on a t-shirt here.)

 

  • “Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?” - Unknown

 

  • “Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age.  Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.” – Tom Wilson 

A pink box contains the quote "If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic"

  • “If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.” – Unknown

 

  • “During evolution, his ancestors were in the control group.” – Unknown

 

  • “Do you ever stop talking?” - Unknown (Love that caption? Find it on a t-shirt here.)

 

  • “People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything.” – Thomas Sowell

 

  • “The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.” – Casey Stengel

 

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